idiot sandwich

A cute nickname for your significant other

"A candy sandwich for my idiot sandwich."
- A former friend of mine

by Lee Bradswell April 20, 2017

club sandwich

a sandwich that you can order at any restaurant... even if you're not a member of the club!

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." --Mitch Hedberg

by Danny Zeff January 09, 2009

aids sandwich

a sandwich, consisting of bread, mayonnaise, cheese, and, of course, AIDS.

" I had an aids sandwich and a diet fresca for lunch today"

by mr slippyfist May 11, 2007

sandwich ma

a homogenous white neighborhood located on cape cod. Where white kids wear pants shorts and shirts with pictures of pink whales, horses and blue anchors all while they trot around in boat shoes.

Sandwich ma is best exemplified by the Tea Partay Representatives. "Straight outta Cape Cod we Keepin'it real..."

by Charles Winklevoss IV March 01, 2011

Grape sandwich

Two males doing the act of a lesbian scissors session.

" Jill just caught her brother and her boyfriend in the kitchen making a grape sandwich"

by Jab1985 September 22, 2009

Breakfast Sandwich

Early morning head or Blow job

Baby I need a breakfast sandwich

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

sandwich party

a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.

Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?

Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..

by Kitchen B. Itch May 07, 2010