Radio Cognition

Radio Cognition (noun) — Coined by Tristan Carlson, August 8, 2025.

Definition: The sudden conscious awareness of a thought, action, or process that was already happening subconsciously — like your brain “tuning in” after the fact.

Example: I didn’t notice I’d been tapping my foot during the meeting until halfway through — that’s pure radio cognition.

I didn’t notice I’d been tapping my foot during the meeting until halfway through — that’s pure radio cognition.

by Trist_ August 28, 2025

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

KYLA Radio Station

KYLA Radio Station was established on Thursday, August 24th 1989 as RCTV (Radio of Civilized Towns and Villages). It also has a TV station also known as RCTV (Reformed Civilized Television) established on Friday, August 24th 1990. However, the radio station RCTV eventually got the callsign KYLA on Monday, April 1st 1991 and this radio station was eventually rebranded as KYLA on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as to avoid any confusion with the TV station RCTV.

In the afternoon of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the radio broadcaster of KYLA Radio Station said, "Howdy, how's your fasting? I hope we still stay healthy during this fasting month of Ramadan."

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

All Radio, No Head

Story of my goddamn life

“He gets all radio, no head.”

by Kermeroni October 26, 2025

morning radio show moment

A fleeting segment within a morning radio broadcast, typically marked by spontaneity, humor, shock value, controversy, embarrassment, awkwardness, or compelling content, designed to captivate listeners and provoke discussion. Idiomatically, it signifies a memorable or entertaining experience that encapsulates the characteristics of morning radio culture.

This is a very awkward and painful morning radio show moment in the history of radio broadcasting.

by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025

Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

radio nova

A once-great radio station turned total shit-pile within a year. A prime example of enshittification. What little good music is played on it doesn't counter the fact that everything else about it has become a total disgrace to Irish radio. If you want a good rock station then listen to classic hits @ 94.9 FM. That's way better than nova and plays pretty much the same songs.

Respectable human being: Man, radio nova is fucking horrid. How can you like it?

Waste of oxygen: It's brilliant!

by smoking & vaping is for losers January 29, 2025