Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
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Quarter pounder

1. A burger that contains a quarter pound of beef. This version was popularized by McDonalds.
2. A large or girthy dick, usually in reference to a black person.
3. An overweight woman that is very attractive.
4. A joint containing 4 oz. of marijuana.
5. A joint that is so massive that it ceases to look like a joint and begins to resemble a burrito. This version of the term comes from the 1978 Cheech and Chong stoner movie "Up in Smoke".
Why are you eating that entire quarter pounder? That's got 13 grams of saturated fat!
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
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Quarter dike

Quarter Dike (Dyke)

Qwar - ter - dyeek

When 4 girls get together and suddenly shows signs of homosexuality or lesbianism.

Verb: Dude. My ex screwed my chances of picking up because she quarter diked me with 2 of her friends.

Noun: I her she's a part of the quarter dike dykegirls over there.
Verb: Dude. My ex screwed my chances of picking up because she quarter diked me with 2 of her friends.

Noun: I her she's a part of the quarter dike girl over there
by Crew Z January 10, 2018
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Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 23, 2018
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quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.
"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."
by livvylu July 31, 2022
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J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!
by NormaJean19 November 04, 2019
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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 21, 2023
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