Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

by ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 2, 2019

Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021

another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021

padding

The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.

"We clearly have no life since we just spend 73 dollars on pads at Walmart to go padding.."

by Kayla Dayngerous May 16, 2013

Euro-Pudding

The average, mundane and totally mediocre music sung by (Eastern) Europeans at the Eurovision Song Contest. Usually lacking originality and style, and usually sung with some sort of hideous dance-routine accompaniment, such as two male ballet dancers gyrating whilst wearing fish masks.

Person One: Did you watch the Eurovision Song Contest Last Night? What did you think of Lithuania?
Person Two: It was total euro-pudding, mate.

by Effrescini April 27, 2011

Pudding Dildo Flash Mob

A method that has been used against anti-gay attacks by the WBC to gross them out and make them sick to their stomachs, stifling their spirit.

The idea is to use a large dildo to scoop pudding out of a bowl and eat it.

Some protesters may swirl vanilla into the mix.

I heard the WBC is coming to a school in our area... Let's get a Pudding Dildo Flash Mob together!

by Jnet9102 September 20, 2011

scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006