Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

bug doctor

A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.

Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?

Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.

Inmate 1: Right on.

by Dank Shrink September 22, 2019

Suhana Bug

A great bug that can either be a unicorn or a purple, beautiful fairy!!! If you ever find a Suhana bug in your life, treasure it and never kill with with its one true enemy, white out. Because, you see, Suhana bugs are black and the white of the white out terrifies them so you must never white out a black out Suhana bug

Person I: OMG I FOUND A SUHANA BUG
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??

by Chammakchello June 4, 2023

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

Loot Bug

A Loot bug is A Friendly Creature found underground on the planet Hoxxes IV
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.

Minner: I killed a loot Bug and im not so Proud about it.

by Kirbypro1 April 11, 2021

Bed Bug

The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.

If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.

by Sifting Through July 23, 2017

Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.

Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12

by Motorway6 April 26, 2023