pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"
by papajonklaasen July 19, 2017
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Jon Bon Random

He's a bit of a jon bon random isn't he?
by Paul Martin Brown April 06, 2007
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pull a jon lebowitz

in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"
boy: yo when that chicks a freshman, im totally gonna pull a jon lebowitz.
by urbandictiofreak March 08, 2009
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Won-Ton-Jon

Any boy named John who is fond of Won Ton soup. Usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. A Won-Ton-Jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.
Scott: We're ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?

Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.
by chickenlover6969 October 15, 2011
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My nigga Jon

Person 1:HELP! MY NIGGA JON GOT HIS DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Jon: AHHHH FUUUUCK MY DICK BURRRRRRNS😫🔥
by Jojinigga June 18, 2019
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Jon Benet Ramsey

A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.
For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?
by justice4all November 09, 2006
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little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport
Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
by The man Baccus March 03, 2016
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