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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
mugGet the Joint squattermug.

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.
Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.
by Sandman meme September 22, 2016
mugGet the joint filemug.

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
mugGet the To crack a jointmug.

donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.
My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!
by STEELERS4DK April 21, 2024
mugGet the donkey jointmug.

Remix Joint

A marijuana joint made of leftover marijuana roaches.
I made a remix joint with our leftover roaches for us to smoke.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
mugGet the Remix Jointmug.

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
mugGet the Joint-lagmug.

200 joints

A chinese buffet in hattiesburg ms claiming over 200 dishs when it only has about 15.
SON!!! Let's go smash some 200 joints after we get off
by son son protege October 28, 2009
mugGet the 200 jointsmug.

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