Hampire

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.

"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"

by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012

Hampton

A small village in Southern Ontario, Canada, 30min from Whitby and 10min from Bowmanville. Its a really cool community, but the only reason people come to our town is for the corner store which sells alcohol. Also home to my bestest friend :) deven.

Me: "Ya know that cool little town just 10min away from here, kinda small, cool community?"

Friend from bowmanville: "umm no."

Me: "With the coffee time and that little crappy school called MJ Hobbs and the store that pretty much only sells alcohol?"

Friend from Bowmanville: " O HAMPTON!!!!"

by The one who is allergic to peanuts December 13, 2008

Hampden-Sydney College

A finishing school for bigots.

The typical student at Hampden-Sydney College hates everyone except for other white men.

by RockStoneWasAHero December 2, 2021

B-hamp

A garbage rapper who makes garbage dance songs based on fictional race car drivers. A Lame basically.

B-hamp: I do the ricky bobby stop because i's is slow.

by Likarealrappa September 8, 2013

Hampton

Some find this to be simple school in Pitt. A town of richies and a bunch of other people who think they're the shit cuz they got $$$ coming out of their ass the need to where a size 12 million pants. Their snobish attitude is bond to their ass kicked at least once in their gay lives. They don't have to work for anything because they're soooooo rich. At their football games, which mind you the SUCK, you have to pay $20 for the gum under the seats. They're pathetic! They would challenge you to a fight, but they would want money just to talk to them. Any school could kick their ass, they just have enough money to pay the refs. Hampton is a school where once the kids leave college, you see them in a cardboard box in a week.

Kid: How much for a soda?
Hampton vendor: $200.
Kid: Rich assholes.

by * no one * April 1, 2007

Hampton

in the popular video game series halo, when you sit in the gunner seat of a warthog and hold down the trigger button while aimlessly sweeping around the map, killing no one and aggravating everyone.

Dude, look at that idiot hamptoning in front of red base...

by **bungie November 7, 2007

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx October 21, 2008