fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

by TrevBloke November 6, 2010

fanny bloom

A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)

"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."

by Lone Rogue March 24, 2009

fanny flap

creamy red hole

my girl

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Fanny Fart

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.

'Did you just fanny fart?'

Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'

by miss drop December 3, 2007

fanny pelmet

a short skirt that barely covers ones fanny

that hooker at q bar, saigon was wearing a great fanny pelmet

by flebert December 10, 2006

fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex

Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"

by Big Dan The Destroyer & Co October 23, 2006

Fanny Pack.

its like an extra pocket you where outside of your clothes.

"what does our gym teacher keep in that damn Fanny Pack.?"

"zebra cakes, vodka, and scotch. Oh and bandaids."

by je$! July 8, 2009