Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

cousin raj

when you want to signal to your friend to leave the group and hang out as a duo

friend 1: ay bro did i tell u what cousin raj did
friend 2: ah shit guys i gtg

by burntwhitechocolate November 1, 2025

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

octuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

octuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

eighth-cousin-10X-removed

Eighth-cousin-ten-times-removed (8C10R).

My eighth-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021