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Connecticut

A state that helps connect Boston to New York City.

Be prepared to endure long roads filled with 16 wheelers and people other than connecticut residents. People tend to ask themselves when they left the highway, and somehow ended up on someone's private road with nice cut grass and spacious trees. Don't fret... It's just the Merritt Parkway.
"Welcome to Connecticut! Have fun in New York!

"Are we in NY yet?"
by Dueyutah June 12, 2007
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Connecticut

My home state in which I have spent half my life so far. Get this through your thick heads america, WE ARE ALL NOT RICH! I lived in Waterbury which is really ghetto and filled with blacks and hispanics.

The Connecticut that I know is far different from what comes to mind for everyone else. The Connecticut that I know is a rough and tumble place full of alcoholics and people recently laid off from their $75k+ factory jobs. It's a small place where people think small and use small words. (Forgive me Peter Gabriel) Contrary to CT having a high IQ, most nutmeggers I knew were just a notch above retarded.

Which is why I moved to Orlando, Florida where I increased my standard of living for much less money
Man: I need to get out of Connecticut
Friend : Anywhere is better then Connecticut
by Disco88 March 25, 2009
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connecticut

Where New Yorkers come and live for the summer and or in retirement. The state that is in fact, the wealthiest state, but the old retired people refuse to put money into good causes. Where New Yorkers tend to not obey many of Connecticut's traffic laws, have no problem cutting you off, and still talk on thier cell phones while in the car. The area where "Raggies" are most prevalent in lower class towns.
My neighbors are from NewYork... They ask me not to plow thier snow because they like the "pristine" look. Until the Snowplow comes by later and totally ruins it for them.

My old school still looks like a war zone. Due to the old people voting "No" many times consecutively to raise funding for repairs

My towns firehouse loses funding because the old people deny funding.

These old people from connecticut are definately rich, and about to die soon, but they white-knuckle thier money
by Jason O July 23, 2007
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Connectionship

The way in which two or more people are connected, the state of being connected.

In contrast to friendship it excludes emotional relations.

In contrast to relationship it excludes committing relations.
Person A: What do I need for my own business?
Person B: You'll need talent, a tax number and connectionship.
by WLAN__ November 17, 2015
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Connecticut

The official state of betrayal and lies.

OR

The official state of foresight.
Don't go to Connecticut unless you know about the inside, then its fucking heaven.
by A Incredible Pseudonym January 20, 2019
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Connect four

That one person in the group who doesn’t fit in but tries so hard.
Alexis is such a connect four, always copying what we say or do, it’s so cringe”.
by CornyBigPappa January 5, 2020
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Tesco connection

when your playing a game on online and someone has a really crap connection and lags up the game.
Guy 1: hey join my game on cod

Guy 2: Okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection
by ZzeerFax August 13, 2010
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