A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 16, 2023
A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.
Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
by Dank Shrink September 23, 2019
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
by DJS1800 August 26, 2018
by Donnas September 05, 2007
A Loot bug is A Friendly Creature found underground on the planet Hoxxes IV
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.
by Kirbypro1 April 11, 2021
A great bug that can either be a unicorn or a purple, beautiful fairy!!! If you ever find a Suhana bug in your life, treasure it and never kill with with its one true enemy, white out. Because, you see, Suhana bugs are black and the white of the white out terrifies them so you must never white out a black out Suhana bug
Person I: OMG I FOUND A SUHANA BUG
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??
by Chammakchello June 05, 2023
( aka: metoecus paradoxus ) Megan Thee Stallion came in contact with an "eyelash bug" back in 2022. An eyelash bug is a bug with antenna that looks like eyelashes.
by Kiwiiiii66789 July 14, 2022