When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.
He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!
by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016
Get the slow bakedmug. My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.
Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.
Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.
by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019
Get the Free Bakingmug. The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'
Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'
Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'
Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
Get the Bake Weightmug. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016
Get the knowledge-bakedmug. by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009
Get the Buckle bakemug. I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
Get the Baked muffinmug. by Pants1336 February 26, 2018
Get the Taco Bakemug.