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tub-e-atosis 

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness
"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"
tub-e-atosis by Flighty January 31, 2019
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Norman from Atomicrops

Norman is the best boy in Atomicrops. He is a cute little goober. When married he will follow you around and shoot enemies with slime that slows them. Norman is your local cute grasshopper who likes pineapples. I love him.
"Norman from atomicrops is the best boy. He's so cute!"

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Theory of the Atomic Void

A historical and philosophical framework describing the void in ancient atomism – the empty space between atoms that allows motion, change, and the plurality of beings. In Leucippus and Democritus, the void is as real as atoms: without it, atoms could not move or combine. The theory contrasts with plenism (no void) and has echoes in modern physics (vacuum between particles). It examines how the concept of void enables mechanistic explanations of nature and how it was later transformed by field theory and quantum mechanics.
Example: “The theory of the atomic void reminds us that without empty space, there could be no separation, no movement, no world – the void is not nothing; it’s the condition for something.”

Theory of the Particle Void

A quantum field theory concept describing the void as the absence of real particles but the presence of virtual particles and fluctuating fields. The particle void is not passive; it polarizes, screens charges, and contributes to particle masses. The theory explores how the void responds to external fields, how it can be “stirred” to create real particles (Schwinger effect), and how it might be unstable under extreme conditions (vacuum decay). It is central to understanding the Higgs mechanism, quark confinement, and the early universe.

Example: “The theory of the particle void predicts that a strong enough electric field will tear virtual electron‑positron pairs into real particles – the void becomes a source of matter.”

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible 

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓