Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

O'reilly ad

Its when someone is built like an O'Reilly ad and they don't even know what an o'reilly ad is.

why this nigga Ethan built like an o'reilly ad

by Royalant101 June 27, 2020

Ad Discordium

If you only debate on discord.com, you will automatically lose, if it’s activated.

I invoke Ad Discordium, go get a life.

by SkullKr0ncher January 28, 2023

ball-ades

Rounded poetic form ;-)

She was having absolute ball composing those ball-ades.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Ade

The best name of the best person in the world! If you have the name Ade you truely are the best person out there! You're kind, compassionate, very attractive, and very loveable. (But you are short)

"Hey is that Ade?"
"Yeah he's the best person in the world!!"

by Acer3e March 16, 2022

ad hominymph

A person who likes to debate online but whose idea of debate consists solely of levying ad hominem attacks until everyone loses interest in debating with her, at which point she declares victory.

OP: Posts something on social media.
Commenter: I disagree with what you said.
Commenter: For real, I disagree. Let's discuss.
Commenter: Why are you ignoring me?

OP: Because I have better things to do than debate online with a known ad hominymph. If I wanted to do something frustrating and pointless, I'd try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

by MrJeMrJeeves September 24, 2017

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"

-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

by StckyFingah November 22, 2021