November 29

national get off your ass and find a boyfriend/girlfriend day

friend 1: hey. did you know today is November 29
friend 2: I guess we better get off our asses then

by graytree2204 November 28, 2020

October 29

October 29 is a national holiday when you cry yourself to sleep..sometimes that’s everyday

John:it’s October 29th, which means it’s cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark:oh well that’s everyday for me
John:..oh..well..

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

mig-29

Stupid Russian aircraft

The Ukrainians are using those mig-29s to destroy Russia

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

October 29

The day that tall ass lanky boy named Ruel was born.

On October 29, Ruel was born

by Girlking November 2, 2019

June 29

A day when the youngest child is celebrated! Be sure to appreciate the youngest sibling on national youngest child day!!

One June 29 it will be national youngest child day

by wet toe nails June 25, 2021

October 29

October 29 National Don’t Pronounce your “R’s” Day. You have to pronounce it as a “W”.

Me: Hey You’re Looking Pwetty Thicc Today.

Friend: Why are you talking like that.

Me: It’s October 29

by Yung Scrimz October 28, 2019

October 29

Give a girl your hoodie day

Girl: hey its october 29
Boy: ugh here

by Skskskskksvsco October 28, 2019