National ask out your crush day

*national ask out your crush day* -boy: will you go out with me? girl: yess.

Me: wanna date?
crush: no
Me: today is national ask out your crush day
crush:ok I will love to go out with u

by MMHMHMMHMHMH August 3, 2022

national stop hate on short people day

National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.

haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day

by stophateonshortpeople October 7, 2022

National kick your ginger friend day

January 12th

The day in which you have the legal rights to kick you ginger friends straight in the shins.

National kick your ginger friend day is my favorite holiday!

by GingerFagg December 23, 2021

National wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day

Wear your Boyfriend’s hoodie on this day. It’s special!

“Hey did you know tomorrow is national wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day?”

by Bf facts October 3, 2021

National Bring Your Pet To School Day

National Bring Your Pet To School Day. You FOR SURE WONT GET CAUGHT... Haha.

Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!

by Retired Teacher x3 August 6, 2021

September 28 National grab tit day

National grab tit day is when you grab your buddies tits

Hey it’s September 28 national grab tit day

by vdeaDreamv September 28, 2021

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

by yomommathic April 18, 2020