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The Jack Attack

A special martial arts move where the attacker pulls down the opponents pants and proceeds to pull on his pubic hair.
by bigdaddie43 January 30, 2025
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Jack

The absolute most stupidest person you will ever meet. His face is decorated with pimples every square millimeter and he never fails to make you feel like a fat ass. He likes to stick his body parts in holes and he also pulls men. Jack is always goofing around and being a fat idiot.
Jack is so god awfully ugly and stupid!
by SLGCAFNMG November 15, 2022
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jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.
"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"
by GME April 21, 2014
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Jack Harlot

Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy
Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch
by D Flawless October 26, 2022
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Jack Campbell

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.
Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.
by SouthAlbatross8 December 8, 2021
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Jack Crowell

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
by Wanceknobbabooshian citizen April 13, 2022
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