Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)

Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 29, 2013

New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 01, 2015

lovin the life of dawn

a term for saying your ready to die

damn i suck at life, im lovin the life of dawn

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

Drama Life

Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself

You really have the life of a Tabitha.
Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself

by Porsha_Patterson November 22, 2019