Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
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LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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rich life

"Rich Life" is a clothing company created by designer/ entrepreneur Philly Nicks (Philip Nicholas Juan) in 2013.

"Rich Life" is now available in over 200 retail locations

A High-End clothing line, Created for the new money, care-free mentality, as they like to call Street-Luxury.
"Does it look like I give a shit, My Rich Life clothes, you couldnt afford this!"
by mrdefincool November 03, 2013
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New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.
His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
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A friend for life

"What do you call someone you can talk to about anything, who has a great attitude and view on life, and someone who is just as fun to be around til hverdags og til fest, like a friend for life?", "Eline", "ah, of course, thanks!"
by Marikkens July 02, 2023
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Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.
by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022
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