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Joe

a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.
Who’s Joe?”

idk
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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Joe Gorilla

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee

Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes
Boy: joe gorilla, fortnite killa

Joe Gorilla: *cough**cough*
by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Joe

“Who’s that?”

“Who? Oh, that dumpy asshole? That’s Joe. He’s a fucking liability. He’s basically 290 pounds of chewed bubble gum and disappointment.”
by Joe Is The Worst April 25, 2023
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Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.
by Toasted bread 96 November 1, 2023
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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