Brown sweats

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.

Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.

by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

Brown Flag

Someone who gives out random flags

That girl is a brown flag

by Whynot974 June 13, 2023

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Brown Gum

A miscellaneous substance found in polish males through the rectal cavity, particularly of the darker complexion.

Well, I believe it is time to dig for the Brown Gum

by misoshiru3 July 18, 2024

brown skull

When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head

Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull

Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees

I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party

by Toughcookie2000 December 11, 2016

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to EVER exist, ever make him sad and ill bake your mum into a lasagne and force feed it to you.

ahh, nah m8 thats perfect
fam the words your looking for is Bradley brown.

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022

brown r y a n

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.

mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n

by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020