double phased

High and drunk at the same time with no whities, very very fucked and you are a sesh gremlin

Dan was double phased last night!

by Dansman February 7, 2018

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Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.

Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.

by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018

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double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018

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Double tap

The art that generally occurs at the end of intercourse, where the man ejaculates into the partner's eye, and the other in quick succession.
Also known as: Double-tapping facial.

If she doesn't shut up, I'll double tap her sister.

by Oilycarrot February 10, 2018

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double digit cream scoop

when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more

Yo homie, that girl a freak

Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?

Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty

by Dan daman February 14, 2018

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