Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

Kana.

Person 1: “Why does kana curl up on peoples laps?”

Person 2: “because she’s a cat.”

by KanaEnoshima November 21, 2020

cat

a floofer bean, has the foofiest little beans on its foots

omg im getting a cat! cant wait to sqeeze its little floofer bean toes!! :3

by Łûčkÿ_Çøłłïę November 25, 2020

Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird

Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat

by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020

Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.

My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute

by oddballio November 28, 2020

Cat

A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.

Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there

Person B: thanks

by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020