A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
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A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
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Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
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