wheres the chapstick

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick

wheres the chapstick

by megs101010 December 10, 2009

shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

by mintglow September 22, 2008

where y'at

1. New Orleans slang to discover where someone is geographically located
2. New Orleans slang to politely ask how things have been going for a person in general

Person 1: Where y'at, Rodney?
Person 2: I just started working at Mandina's again, and my house is almost finished.

by Red Shoes February 23, 2007

2 where ya cum, 1 in the bum

version of the shocker

i gave my chick 2 in where ya cum, 1 in the bum

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

Where your mom?!

Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).

Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.

by TREEsa :D April 6, 2005

Where's Bradley

1. Band from New Jersey with the power to save rock and roll music.Provide no bullshit hard rock in a time were only emo pussies and metal idiots are popular.Its rumored they sold their souls in order to bring rock music back to it's glory

"Where's Bradley's hard rock mentality and music prowess can be seen at their live shows"

by John O'Toole July 29, 2008

whurf

noun. one bowl's worth of marijuana (pronounced with an "f" at the end instead of "th")

(worth)

"Hey man, can i buy a whurf?"

"what's that?"

"you know, a BOWL's whurf."

by davchav April 30, 2009