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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Wild Wednesday's

Wild Wednesday's (not to be confused with hump day) are a day in the middle of the week meant for getting wild. Whether it's riding a bear or grabbing a drink at your favorite bar, it's what YOU bring to the table that makes it wild.
Let's go to the bar and get wild for Wild Wednesday's!
by Bruce89 May 25, 2016
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021
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Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.
Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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wednesday sexual intercourse

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.
person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse
by what yes February 6, 2021
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Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
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