The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

Turtle Treasure

The treasure that is inside turtles and tortoises. It can only be acquired by breaking or prying open the shell. It usually comes in the form of gold coins or assorted jewels.

1. Hey dude, did you know that if you break open a turtle there's treasure inside.

2. Dude I went to the aquarium with my hammer yesterday, I got so much turtle treasure.

by England420 February 18, 2009

TURTLE POUNDER

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008

Turtle Effect

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

by Eriiku December 14, 2008

turtle backpack

The most badass thing in existence. A backpack, that looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell. It comes with 4 masks

"Dude, was that Donatello that just walked past?"
"No that was just Lucy in her badass ninja turtle backpack."

by badasscj September 17, 2011

Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

by John Detlor March 16, 2009

turtle head

A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.

I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!

by forwordfor June 12, 2009