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The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.
"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."
by Dr15$ November 12, 2023
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A literary device where a character's pursuit of an ideal or unattainable desire is intensified by its fleeting, transient nature. This paradoxical longing becomes more powerful and all-consuming precisely because the object of desire is perpetually elusive or only exists as a constructed ideal rather than a tangible reality.
Daniel's relentless pursuit of Michael is an embodiment of the Ephemeral Idealization Paradox, where his desire for her grows more obsessive precisely because the perfect version of her he envisions exists only in the shimmering, unreachable past.
by jiangjiangism March 25, 2025
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Rhidoy paradox

Rhidoy paradox can be described as a person who uses products in the shop before paying for them.
Hey dude, check this out there is an opened bag of chips, seems like rhidoy paradox.
by JackFrogs December 7, 2021
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Nelle's paradox

When you're best friend whom you love a lot is also the person you are the biggest hater on
I love Caitlin but i also love hating on her, it's such a Nelle's paradox
by Neback January 2, 2025
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Paradox

a paradox is powerful....
● he would rather have you know the truth and hate me or tolerate it than sooth you with lies
● dont judge a book by its cover: you cant judge him by merely looking at him or conversations we have, until you get close will you know who he is
● he has flaws just as he is beautiful: he tries his best to be a good person, be true to his heart and yours
● he is clingy: he loves who he care about and he shows it ways both weird and not
● he is sarcastic: he creates dry jokes and sex related jokes to keep conversations

● He is himself: he doesn't fake it, he doesnt pretend, he tries
He is many things, he is such a paradox
by Manydots November 23, 2019
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Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.
Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…
by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025
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Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 5, 2021
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