triple fountain

When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.

Jamal, José, and myself all performed a Triple Fountain on the woman kneeling before us.

by Daedric_Fondler February 01, 2014

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018

Trout Fountain

When rancid pussy is a squirter

Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"

Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 06, 2021

KC Water Fountain

The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.

After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.

by MuzDingo January 28, 2024

school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020