Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.

“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.

Can be used to insult someone.

"YOU ETHAN!"

"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."

"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"

by _Wysteria April 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan. Ethan is one of the best people you know. He is so pure and loving. He has an impeccable sense of humor and never fails to make you laugh, even if he doesn’t laugh much. It isn’t hard to become friends with him, but he is shy and quiet. He’s only talkitive if you’re very close, and he only keeps a few people close. He’ll do practically anything for the ones he loves. He often thinks poorly of himself, but he’s absolutely perfect. It’s very easy to get lost in his eyes. Seeing his smile makes hard times easier. His voice is the best sound in the world. Just seeing him makes you feel like nothing else matters. Not to mention, he’s probably the cutest guy at your school. A lot of girls like him but he stays dedicated to one. A lot of people also think he’s gay, even after he does find a girlfriend. He always stays out of drama and anything related and minds his own business. There’s so much more to Ethan, but there’s no correct way to put feelings into words.

Ethan

by YeetSleepRepeat January 1, 2019

Ethan

A ugly boy who wants attention

Hey did you see that kid ethan
yea he wants a attention.

by Tenzinbaby May 22, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is a word that shows the relationship between one thing and another.

I just saw a ethan at a bar

by ysdfv1 November 4, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a kind gentle guy with many insecurities that pull him down, but that doesnt stop him from caring and loving others, he will hold you when you cry, lift you up when you are down, even when hes not doing so well himself! Hes a perfect guy just doesnt know it

"Look at ethan over there, I dated him once and he was the best boyfriend I've ever had man"

by S4di3z May 19, 2020

Ethan

You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.

Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.

by Aye.itz.your.girl May 13, 2017