Bryan Vargas

the sweaty tryhard kid in minecraft bedwars

David Dobrick: Bryan Vargas is so gay...
Lucios: Yea.

by joebarlozzww June 22, 2022

Bryan Benson

Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.

Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!

by Hernandez fillips April 20, 2019

Bryan

He has the biggest dick out of all his friends and plenty of girls have crushes on him. He might even give u a booty call. He has at least a friend whith glasses.He is also rich,good at games and owns every console except the Nintendo switch.

Bryan:is cool funny has a huge dick and other things so yhea.

by By Godzilla September 25, 2019

Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches

All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)

by Jake wilford November 11, 2019

Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

bryan

bryan’s one of the worst people you can meet. He’ll treat you like he loves you one day but if you ever do something wrong , just one time, he will cut you off instantly. He will always stay on your mind , it’ll be hard to forget him. That’s why he’s such a bad person

“That’s the bryan who fucked her over”

by aylie March 26, 2022