Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.

Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)

by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023

Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.

Alan loves his woman

by ZJN January 1, 2018

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf

Alan is hella sexy

by Elpp November 22, 2021

Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast

Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude

by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023

Alan

alan is a very beautiful boy. he is the type of boy that anyone can ask for. he’s kind,funny,and hot. he is good at basketball and he likes to mess around with people. he is a very smart person and he is always standing up for him self. alan likes to make people laugh . He is a very happy boy that needs someone to take care of him.

Some random bitch: Alan is so hot
The bitches friend : Yea whoever dates him is so lucky

by his girlfriend !! April 26, 2022