New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
by The Sgt. October 29, 2010
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Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!
mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!
by i<3anime July 02, 2011
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this is when chevy from (piscataway new jersey) first cums inside of the girls vagina,then proceeds to cramp inside the girls vagina,mixing the cum and the crap making the chevy mix.
Yo she just got the worst word Dirty chevy (Piscataway New Jersey Edition) from this guy at the party.
by Chevy 007 October 21, 2007
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New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?
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New Jersey

The most disgusting place in America.

Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union”
by Bdflyfish May 10, 2022
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New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.
" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"
by idiotnumero1 March 08, 2021
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New Jersey

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union
by MenaceIIHeaven November 02, 2020
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