The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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