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Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.
“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Jordan

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player
by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019
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Jordan

A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.
I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.
by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018
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Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes
Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is
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Jordan

A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.
Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.
by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet. He's oh so very sweet, and all Jordan's usually love animals and sports. If you ever find yourself falling in love with a Jordan, you will literally be pulled into an abyss of completely love and nourishment. They'll try their best to never let you go, and they'll be shy a bit once both of you confess your love. During the friend zone stage, he drops so many obvious hints, but he's too shy to tell you he likes you. He is the type of person who's smile can knock out girls, voice can woo anyone, and talent can get a girl to melt. Jordan's are very attractive, and are one of the most trustworthy friends. They're smart, talented, and normally have the best hairy styles.
Girl: Who's the cutest guy in English class?
Girl 2: Jordan, definitely. By a mile!
by lovemeepmorp285 March 19, 2018
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Jordan

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan
by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018
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