by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022
Get the Child supportmug. When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.
Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.
by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022
Get the Child Support Trapmug. 
Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023
Get the supportive girlfriendmug. A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. 1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"
2. The nice word for "Sped School"
by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018
Get the Academic Supportmug. Steve Clipperton still thinks that Brexit is a good idea, thus 90% of the UK public think Steve Clipperton is a concrete bridge support.
by DarkSparkz June 21, 2022
Get the concrete bridge supportmug.