"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist April 04, 2018
@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha
by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021
Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 12, 2018
A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.
by RedditorDegenerate July 26, 2022
When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
by Booty ripper August 24, 2016
Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
pineapple hairs, the green leaf things on a pineapple. as said by popular roblox youtuber ANIX in his video of building the bikini bottom in bloxburg.
by Laylaaa__ June 16, 2020