Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

pen

dick

my pen is long and hard

by lleeoo yyeyeeyyyahhhhahaaha April 12, 2018

Pen

A thing that has similarities to a pencil, but it uses ink and has a lid.

She grabbed her pen and started writing.

by Rosdex July 2, 2022

on pen

seriously, ong, im bein real with u, short for pencil which is super serious

1: “On pen bruh, ur chill for real”
2: “it means a lot u said that on pen”

by redyua June 5, 2024

Pen

Harpoon

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.

by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018

Pen

A thing that your draw away your life with.

I used a pen to sign a contract.

by gigi.irwin December 8, 2020

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022