MEXICAN HIGHDIVE 

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.

After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Mexican Straitjacket 

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

Mexican Straitjacket by blacktie November 28, 2012

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

Mexican Squinch Eye by bongilante June 3, 2013

mexican playground 

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

mexican playground by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014

Mexican Bean Butt 

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

Mexican Bean Butt by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

mexican hicks 

A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States

There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas

mexican hicks by annie bo fannie April 15, 2014

mexican speed bath 

Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray

Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time

mexican speed bath by Csmith July 22, 2014