kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Kitchen Cleaner

Woman

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.

by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022

kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Mummas Kitchen

Mummas Kitchen is an Italian restaurant in the city of Iconic. Owned by Adonis Souvlaki, it is the best restaurant in the city.

Hey! Do you want to go buy some minestrone soup from Mummas Kitchen? Yeah it’s far better then sum yung gai!

by greekygronk May 25, 2022

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 20, 2020