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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...
Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
mugGet the Eat a kitchenmug.

Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."
Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!
by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024
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kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws
Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely
by breag August 6, 2021
mugGet the kitchen greasemug.

Mr Kitchens

Wussupppp Mr Kitchens
by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
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Mummas Kitchen

Mummas Kitchen is an Italian restaurant in the city of Iconic. Owned by Adonis Souvlaki, it is the best restaurant in the city.
Hey! Do you want to go buy some minestrone soup from Mummas Kitchen? Yeah it’s far better then sum yung gai!
by greekygronk May 24, 2022
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