Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

by The Lesser-Known History Man December 2, 2021

Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

by Zach50 January 28, 2020

Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022

Japanese Milk Sandwich

When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.

Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.

by GraveEater April 13, 2010

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011