Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 08, 2007

Hooker Bait

A person who attracts hookers. Hookers will instinctively be drawn to this type of person as they reek of desperation and cash.

"I'm surprised Vince Offer is still on infomercials..that guy is total hooker bait."

by DueApril8th2010 April 05, 2010

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 12, 2008

hooker cheese

The nasty stain and residue in a hookers panties and/or on her pussy.

Yo that bitch had the hooker cheese g string!

by WordsofWisdom13 April 20, 2011

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards October 29, 2008

Brooker Hooker

A girl who's name is usually Brook,that is hated by everyone for being a well...hooker.

OMGAWD,Brooker Hooker is coming this way cover your nose,or smell her dirty cunt.

by ohhaiit'sme May 12, 2009

hooker cooker

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

by bizznitch October 23, 2007