The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.

The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.

by Dhe January 27, 2014

Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.

No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot

by Sknib November 18, 2011

Flame Fatale

A sexy gay guy who's a hot mess and ruins the lives of those around him he lures into relationships full of drama.

Adam: "Wow, that guy on the dance floor is hot!"
Steve: "Oh, don't go near him. He's a Flame Fatale."

by MILatino February 26, 2012

Flame spray

When a boss begins to yell at or criticize their employees in a harsh way, without either knowing the full story or being completely unjustified.

Boss- "The next person to leave that door unlocked when they leave at night is fired. I've told you idiots plenty of times my issues with that. "

Employee- "Dont come in here and flame spray us, you were the last one to leave yesterday..."

by Mikkity April 25, 2016

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011