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Bradley Flake

(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.
Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.

Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.

Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.

Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
by Mack and titties September 28, 2017
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Flake

Definition: person who does not show up to complete his volunteer activities.
"We were supposed to see each other but he flaked"
by 213bree January 6, 2021
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Flake

A person who makes plans with you but then has the balls to make other plans and tell you that they made new plans and your plans no longer work. They think this kind of behaviour is normal and that a simple sorry is suitable.
Georgiana, is such a stupid flake. She makes plans and then asks her son what he wants to do and all he wants to do is play video games because his mom is a lazy stupid cow who doesnt know how to raise a kid let alone her arm. So she cancels because her kid is playing videogames with his friends online. Fuck you, Georgiana. You stupid fat cow.
by Allmyfriendsarescumbags April 22, 2019
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Frosted Flakes

When one ejaculates into the hair of someone who has dandruff.
Damn girl take care of your scalp, I ain’t trying to make Frosted Flakes today.
by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
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hippo flakes

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.
by EvanZav September 19, 2009
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black flake

Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person
Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!
by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018
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Booty Flake

Look over there, that gay ass nigga ate a booty flake!
by Booty flake man November 4, 2020
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