Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘

Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!

by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019

Ethan

The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.

I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.

by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019

Ethan

A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.

Can be used to insult someone.

"YOU ETHAN!"

"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."

"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"

by _Wysteria April 16, 2019

Ethan

Stupid bitch

Ethan's an ass

by Ka$$ April 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes

Person 1: "Ethan is so sweet"

His gf: "BACK OFF HES MINE"

by 6dhs August 20, 2019