christopher

plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans

person 1: you act like christopher
person 2: 😭

by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021

Christopher ash

Man is a redhead who layes the pipe everyday of the week. Hands down. Man is literally the flash.

Its funny how Christopher ash pipes so many people

by Big chubbs November 9, 2021

Christopher

He be scamming all y’all.

Don’t let him Christopher you!

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021

Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.

Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(

by Soggy balls November 13, 2023