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Klarnetçi Batman

Unknown mysteriousfolk hero. He is a musician.
Klarnetçi batman: 8 Yaşından beri ben hiç Çocuk olmadım.
Again our Eyes on the high! Since 8 days I have never been a child
by YNTM November 22, 2021
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Batman

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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Batman and Fuckem

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem
by arclucis July 20, 2019
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Batman

A 'Batman' is a marvelous stunt typically performed in Online shooters, such as the Battlefield Series, in which a player dives from an elevated position, deploy their parachute to slow their movement and landing behind an enemy player, thus performing a melee takedown. This can only be considered a 'Batman' if the kill is made within three seconds of landing.
"I see an enemy below" - Pilot to Passenger
"Let's Batman him!" - Passenger to Pilot
by GronkRapeson September 1, 2016
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The Batman

thug-"who the hell are you?"
The Batman-"I'm vengeance."
by THR30 March 8, 2022
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Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass
Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass
by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022
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Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.
John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman
by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022
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