Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
Get the Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
Get the Batmanmug. Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Batman of Scarybonemug. Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).
Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. 
Get the Batmanmug. A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet
by Stewed squares April 13, 2022
Get the Batmanmug. Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
by Batman die January 1, 2020
Get the BATMANmug.