A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
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Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
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I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
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